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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

12.06.2025 05:08

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

What advice would you give to a father of a teenage daughter on how to protect her from boys, dating, and social media? How should fathers discuss these topics with their daughters?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

'Classmates threw Snickers at me to test my peanut anaphylaxis' - BBC

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

-mwahh

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

What is the significance of Pete Rose, the all-time hits leader in Major League Baseball, who just passed away?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]